problematick:

pandabibble:

despazito:

Dril tweeting edited pics of Elon with an uncensored micropenis it’s so joever for twitter

meowm1x:

stitchthisfiona:

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

ALT

pissvortex:

crocgirl420:

Unfortunately this is EXTREMELY funny

im strongly considering going on disability even if it might fuck me over

sophsun1:

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

↳ S5E2. The Gang Hits The Road

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

hintsiren:

red-mercer:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

midnightssea:

The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

A. They’re not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They’re not gonna talk to you, so any “business advice” you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that’s null and void, aint happening.

C. Here’s the real secret of their “success”; they’re all bad people. That’s literally it. They’re willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don’t get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you’re willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone’s offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

But if you’re serving them you can poison the food

Originally posted by baileyjoseph

kushblazer666:

you used to be able to post cock and balls on here